why working retail will kill you

  • me: do you need a bag tonight?
  • customer: I AM NOT PAYING FOR IT
  • me: okay then
  • customer: BUT I WANT A BAG. YOU ARE JUST BLACKMAILING ME WITH THIS BAG BUYING BULLSHIT!
  • me: okay well bags are five cents. would you like one or not?
  • customer: I SAID YES. GIVE ME A BAG BUT DON'T CHARGE ME FOR IT. SO GO INTO YOUR GARBAGE AND DIG ME UP A BAG. AND IF THERE ISN'T A BAG IN THERE YOU GO INTO THE BACK ROOM AND FIND ME A GOD DAMN BAG FOR FREE.
  • me: no sir, i will not do that, you can either purchase a bag, or...
  • customer (interrupts): I SAID GIVE ME A BAG. WHERE IS YOUR SUPERVISOR?!?!
  • me: you are looking at her.
  • customer: THIS IS BULLSHIT. GIVE ME A..
  • me (inturrupting hime): Sir. bags are five cents. you have two options right now. either buy a bag with your things or don't buy anything.
  • customer: FINE. IM GOING TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER ABOUT THIS BLACKMAILING BULLSHIT.
  • me: you have a good night sir.
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